Snarky Dandelion Coffee Mug, Funny Sweary Gift

The Dandelion of Pure Spite
Start your morning with a laugh (and a little bit of attitude!) with this unique coffee mug. From a distance, it looks like a delicate floral scene, but up close, the dandelion fluff is made entirely of your favorite feelings: "Fck You," "Fck Off," and "F*ck This."
It's the perfect way to express yourself without saying a word—ideal for those days when you just need a little extra oomph in your coffee.

Why You'll Love This Mug:
Subtly Sweary Design: The elegant line-art drawing makes the rude message a fun, hidden surprise. It’s office-friendly (if your colleagues have a sense of humor!) and perfect for Zoom calls.
Dual Sizing: Available in two popular sizes to suit any coffee or tea habit:
11oz: The classic, perfect size.
15oz: The "I need more coffee" extra-large size.
Premium Quality: Our mugs are made from high-quality white ceramic with a durable, vibrant print that is guaranteed to last.
Easy Care: Design is printed on both sides of the mug, and it is microwave and dishwasher safe (because nobody has time for hand-washing).